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milktub logo Opening Theme
No, Thank You!!!
Music & Lyrics: milktub
Arrangement: Kyouichi Miyazaki
Kouichi Maki Ryu Hiroyuki Haru

STORY

This summer vacation begins with a car accident...

Our protagonist protects a man from an out of control car, but gets hit and loses his memory in the process. The man he saved happens to be the owner of a jazz bar, sótano. Out of sympathy for his hapless savior, the man decides to set him up with a job and a place to live.

From the outside, sótano looks like a cozy little jazz bar, but behind the scenes they solve problems that the police and legitimate detective agencies won’t touch. The staff there give our protagonist the name "Haru". He gradually makes his way deeper into the organization, and the hearts and lives of the staff, while working as an apprentice bartender. But just who is Haru really...? Rotating star icon

Their butts are all up for grabs!
Literally!
Hiroyuki Akiyama
Voiced by: Kazuya Uemura
One of sótano’s bartenders. He’s a warm and friendly, hardworking young man. He even befriends Haru. Thanks to his over-earnest personality, he’s spent all 22 years of his life a girlfriend-less virgin.
Kouichi Inui
Voiced by: Tamaru Ryu
sótano’s owner. He’s a friendly, helpful old man. Despite how he might look, he’s actually an entrepreneur who owns several restaurants and a detective agency.
Maki
Voiced by: Takemaru Matsuoka
sótano’s manager and head chef. He’s a man of few words and even fewer emotions. He might look cool and collected at first glance, but he’s really quite the lazy giant. He seems decidedly unmotivated and lacking in responsibilities.
Ryu Kurosawa
Voiced by: Lee
sótano’s head bartender and pianist. During business hours, he’s an amicable, intelligent young man, but the real Ryu is a curt, impossible-to-please perfectionist. Haru’s obnoxious stupidity makes Ryu hate him from the get-go.
Their butts are all up for grabs!
Literally!
HARU
(Protagonist)
HARU
(Protagonist)

The young man without a name who protected sótano’s owner from getting hit by a car. He also happens to be the story’s protagonist.

He appears to have amnesia, but the doctors believe it’s only a temporary side effect of the accident. He’s carefree to a fault and overly touchy-feely. It’s not clear if he was always like that or if the accident had something to do with it. He’s bisexual, attracted to men and women, young and old, and it doesn’t take much to get him into bed at all. Sexual harassment is an everyday activity for him. He has a childish curiosity about everything and operates under an indecipherable set of principles.

VOICE SAMPLES

"Good afternoon, Haru here! Hehehe, it’s a pretty great name, isn’t it? Oh, so, I’ve got uh… amnesia? Or whatever it’s called, so, I uh… What was it again? Umm… Well, whatever! My favorite things are boobs and butts! It’s been nice talking to you!"

"Alright, I've got it! Let's have sex then!"

"If you squeeze down that hard, you're gonna make me blow my load..."

Haru

FEATURES

The No, Thank You!!! Button

One of the unique features of No, Thank You!!! is the titular No, Thank You!!! button. While the game does still employ some traditional text-based choices, at certain critical points in the game, the NTY!!! button will appear in the upper left-hand corner of the game screen.

NO, THANK YOU!!!

Effectively, the NTY!!! button functions the same way as a two-option choice might, but the big difference is that you have to intuit what question is being posed from the situation. Just what are you being given the option to say "no, thank you" to? It's not always bad things either. Sometimes not pressing the button is the correct option. Be careful! Choosing incorrectly can even have fatal consequences.

Over 3000 Event CGs!

No, Thank You!!! features literally thousands of beautiful 1024 x 768 resolution event CGs with art by Shigeo Hamashima (under the penname Shima Sanpei). While Hamashima is better known for her work on traditional eroge (Eroge!, Euphoria, and many more) and this is her first foray into BL, her work does not disappoint! NTY!!!'s art takes some more cues from eroge art than your typical BL game, providing a rather unique perspective.

The bar at sótano.
sótano's kitchen.
sótano's office.
Hiroyuki making a mojito.
Ryu playing piano.
Maki peeling a tomato.
Hiroyuki and Haru kissing.
Haru feeling up Kouichi. (All hair on)
Haru about to kiss Ryu.
Haru feeling Maki up. (All hair on)
Haru and Hiroyuki at a festival.
Haru kissing Maki. (All hair on)
The members of sótano fishing and playing with fireworks.
Kouichi and Ryu knocked out on the floor...?

Body Hair Settings

Yes, you read that right, No, Thank You!!! lets you adjust the amount of body hair displayed on the characters. The settings menu allows you to adjust how much hair is displayed on a per-character basis. The settings affect both how sprites are displayed and CGs.

Keep in mind that the body hair settings only apply to the visuals. Textual references to hair will remain even if you have it all turned off.

Settings



Sprite Example

Sprite example, all hair on

CG Example

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CG example, all hair on

NOTE CG Example is NSFW. Click to toggle visibility.


Fully Uncensored

Unlike the original Japanese release, the English version of No, Thank You!!! will be fully uncensored! No more pesky mosaics obscuring the art.

Original

NSFW Click to View
CG example with mosaic

English Version

NSFW Click to View
CG example without mosaic

NOTE examples are NSFW. Click to toggle visibility.

Background Vocals

While they are a fairly standard feature in traditional eroge these days, No, Thank You!!! is the first BL game to incorporate background vocals. Background vocals are tracks of breathing, moans, and other sound effects which loop in the background during erotic scenes. NTY!!! splits background vocals into two categories: BGV and BGF. BGV are the standard background vocal loops and BGF are specific to fellatio scenes.

Background Vocal Samples

Samples

  • Haru
  • Hiroyuki
  • Ryu
  • Maki
  • Kouichi

You can adjust the volume of BGV and BGF independently in the character settings panel.

Hint Mode

If you find yourself stuck and at a loss as to how to get certain endings, just enable hint mode! Hint mode becomes available once you complete one route (good or bad end). Enabling hint mode makes the game display hints pertaining to the parts of the game you have already completed, letting you know which routes certain choices lead to and whether to NTY or not in order to reach that route's "true" end. For example: if you complete one of Hiroyuki's bad ends and enable hint mode, the game will display hints showing you which choices will put you on Hiroyuki's route and which NTY buttons to hit to get Hiroyuki's true end. The game won't display "spoiler" hints for routes you haven't completed yet. Hint mode also provides you with some additional information during NTY choices, giving you some extra insight into what options Haru is weighing.

Scene Replay

In addition to a standard CG gallery view mode, NTY!!! has a fairly extensive scene replay mode as well. The game allows you to quickly revisit memorable scenes (and not just "memorable" ones in the erotic sense either).

Voice Collection



One of NTY!!!'s somewhat unusual features is the voice collection feature. The game allows you to save up to 500 of your favorite lines to listen to again and again at your leisure. Voice Collection can be accessed from the main menu or the system menu during play.

Quick/Auto Save

Unlike most visual novels which only give you a single quicksave slot, NTY!!! gives you 10 quicksave slots. And on top of that, the game has an autosave feature too. No need to worry about completely losing your spot should you forget to save.

Courtesy Mute

By default, the game is set up to pause and mute all audio when you minimize or click off the game window. No need to worry about potentially embarrassing audio continuing to play when you've just narrowly managed to minimize the window!



SPECS

No, Thank You!!!'s cover.

No, Thank You!!!


Price: $39.95
Release date: February 27, 2015
Developed by: parade
Genre: Boy's Love (18+)
Format: Download
Audio: Fully Voiced (Japanese)
Text: English
Graphics: Uncensored
Platform: PC (Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8)

System Requirements

OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8
Required CPU: Pentium III 1GHz
Recommended CPU: Pentium 4 1.5GHz
Required Memory: 256MB
Recommended Memory: 512MB
Required Resolution: 1024x768
Required Colors: 32bit
Sounds: DirectSound
Required Graphics: VRAM 8MB
Recommended Graphics: VRAM 16MB
DirectX: DirectX 9.0

Staff

Director/Planning: Mitsuru Amemiya
Art: Sanpei Shima (Shigeo Hamashima)
Script: Mitsuru Amemiya, Nashiko Uzuki, Banya Izumi, Masaki Sawa, Tatsuya Kurashiki, Sayaka Abe
SD Art: Kazuhito
Backgrounds: studio outline
Score: Ichinoryuu Uehara

©2013-2015 parade. ©2015 MangaGamer.

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The character settings menu.

Hiroyuki
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Hiroyuki Akiyama

Voiced by: Uemura Kazuya
Age: 22 | Birthday: 5/4 | Height: 5'10"(177cm) | Blood Type: O
"No, I don't swing that way."

A bartender at sótano. He’s a clever and caring young man who always keeps other people’s feelings in mind.
He’s sociable and good around people. He has a helpful personality and even befriends Haru right off the bat. Naturally, he’s good with women too. But Hiroyuki is actually quite shy and old-fashioned, so he doesn’t have any dating experience. He has a frank and stubborn side to him, but that earnestness makes him easily swayed by his surroundings and has caused him a lot of pain in the past.

Voice Samples:

I'm, uh, Akiyama Hiroyuki. I'm 22 years old. I think I’m about… 5’9"? I work as a bartender at bar called sótano. My hobbies? Well… I’m so busy with work, so I uh–– Oh! I do jog and exercise just about every day, and I also...
(Haru) Masturbate!
M-Masturbate!? Don’t say that! Oh, uh, no, I–– It’s not what it sounds like!
Seriously, I'm really weak to this kind of stuff... Cut it out.
Haa... Haa... Hey, Haru... That's really intense...


Ryu Kurosawa

Ryu
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Voiced by: Lee
Age: 27 | Birthday: 6/23 |Height: 5'11"(181cm) | Blood Type: B
"Get out of my sight."

sótano’s head bartender and pianist. He can handle just about any situation with ease.
His customer service is flawless. At first glance he seems like an amicable intellectual, but he's really a neurotic, anti-social young man and a bit of a germaphobe. He’s also selfish, prideful, and quick to anger. The fact that Haru is annoying, stupid, and completely lacking in tact makes Ryu hate him at first sight. He values efficiency above all and doesn’t concern himself with appearances more than he needs to, so there’s a visible difference when he's on duty versus off duty.

Voice Samples:

Ryu Kurosawa. 27 years old. 5’11" 150lbs. Occupation: bartender. I play piano about three times a week as well, but it isn’t my primary profession. I have no interest in women or any desire to get married. …Men? Hah. I have work to do. Now, if you’ll excuse me.
...What's wrong with your brain?
...Haa... Haa... Haa... Ngh... ...Fuck...


Maki

Maki
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Voiced by: Takemaru Matsuoka
Age: 35? | Birthday: ?? | Height: 6'3"(192cm) | Blood Type: AB
"...You made it."

sótano’s manager and head chef. He doesn’t speak or emote much. He might look scary at first glance, but he’s really just a lazy giant.
His slow movements are reminiscent of some kind of fearless, but calm, large-breed dog. He’s a strange person. On the rare occasion that he does open his mouth, he’ll either utter some really lame joke or an enigmatic phrase that’s difficult to tell if he meant it seriously or not.
He’s technically the manager of the bar, but he leaves most of the day-to-day work of running things to Ryu. He usually hides out in the kitchen and doesn’t come out much. His real name and other details are a mystery. He claims he just forgot it all.

Voice Samples:

I’m Maki. Talk? About what? You want a long line? (thunk) This is a Mexican tequila. It’s an añejo, which means it’s been aged for at least a year. It’s good neat or on the rocks. If I’m at home I’ll do shots an–… Is that long enough?
I said I'd give you a reward, but I didn't say you could pick it.


Kouichi Inui

Kouichi
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Voiced by: Tamaru Ryu
Age: 45 | Birthday: 1/6 | Height: 6'1"(186cm) | Blood Type: A
”Don’t be ridiculous and get back to work. I’ll take it out of your paycheck.”

sótano’s owner. He's an open-hearted, helpful man with a tendency to poke his nose into other people’s business.
He gives work to people who are in trouble or can’t get on their feet and have no place to go, but he’s got a good eye for people who’ll actually be useful. While he owns several restaurants and a detective agency, he’s still an old man who lives a relatively simple, frugal lifestyle. He loves alcohol.

Voice Samples:

The name’s Kouichi Inui. Huh? My age? I guess I’m 45. It’s not something I usually think about. …If you want my height and weight, I just had a physical, so I know exactly: 6’1" 202lbs. I’m not overweight. I’ve got a doctor’s note and everything. Apparently my cholesterol is a little high, but… I’m pretty sure that’s normal for someone my age. Right?
H-Hey...! Don't do that, no, hey, please stop!


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Haru

Voiced by: Furukawa Tetsuto | Age: 22? | Birthday: ??
Height: 5'9" (175cm) | Blood type: B
"Alright, I've got it. Let's have sex!"

The young man without a name who protected sótano’s owner from getting hit by a car. He also happens to be the story’s protagonist.

He appears to have amnesia, but the doctors believe it’s only a temporary side effect of the accident. He’s carefree to a fault and overly touchy-feely. It’s not clear if he was always like that or if the accident had something to do with it. He’s bisexual, attracted to men and women, young and old, and it doesn’t take much to get him into bed at all. Sexual harassment is an everyday activity for him. He has a childish curiosity about everything and operates under an indecipherable set of principles.